"ONE DAY I’M GONNA GIVE YOU A COUNTRY, AND YOU’LL BE THE PRESIDENT, AND I’M GOING TO LIVE HERE BECAUSE THIS COUNTRY WILL BE THE BEST TO LIVE IN MOSTLY BECAUSE ITS PRESIDENT ALWAYS HAS THE GREATEST IDEA AND IT’S GOING TO BE TOTALLY AWESOME!" - The Half-Blah Princess

a-study-in-butts:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

it’s a night where the british build forts and wage war against eachother

(via savvy656)

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2 days ago

mishasminions:

hellscabanaboy:

kismetjeska:

#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

#SCIENCE BRO FEELS

#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

SCIENCE BROS 5EVA

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via yellowfreakinsubmarine)

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1 week ago

super-wholock-avengers:

kursed:

iliketohiddleshems:

Tom Hiddleston crowning himself King of Sassgard. 

SASSGARD.

(Source: myhiddlepleasures, via foolish-seenkyblack-shroom)

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1 week ago

wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

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*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 

(via nodaybuttodaytodefygravity)

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1 week ago

voldemortsblog:

bloodandgutsinhighschool:

cleargummibears:

santahale:

Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.

Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award

Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.

Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award

(Source: sterek, via theloveinourstars)

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1 week ago
raggedytrenchcoats:

This is officially my new favourite thing

raggedytrenchcoats:

This is officially my new favourite thing

(via thehalf-blahprincessdiary)

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1 week ago
im-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker 

im-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:

Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker 

(via emilaugh)

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1 week ago

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

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pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

(Source: perksofbeingahufflepuff, via thehalf-blahprincessdiary)

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3 weeks ago

Reblog if you’ve ever felt victimized by the Atlantic ocean.

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(Source: likesboyswholikeboys, via eirlysnightingale)

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3 weeks ago

It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.

(Source: hammyandbean, via theloveinourstars)

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3 weeks ago

tinybro:

watchtheskytonight:

elli-wayne:

Tutorial - Wands

This. This is epic.

reblogging for so i can’t lose this because oh my god jenn can we

(via i-feel-like-a-pumpkin-flan)

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3 weeks ago

zainney:

If you’re a Supernatural blog (at least half SPN) PLEASE REBLOG and I will follow all of you!

(If you wanna help spread this around for meh, maybe shoot me a message and let me know that you’r not a spn blog? Thanksss!)

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(Source: aclkes, via theloveinourstars)

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3 weeks ago
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